
If I knew anything about programming, I would make this and make a bajillion dollars from the App Store. (And if any of you steal my idea, I’m going to sue the butt off of your face.)

If I knew anything about programming, I would make this and make a bajillion dollars from the App Store. (And if any of you steal my idea, I’m going to sue the butt off of your face.)
I would so totally buy this app.
There’s already a site for the weather. You should ask them for an app…
Thefuckingweather.com
I would buy this app. I would really need it for dinners with the parental units.
I really enjoy your comics, I used to think I was the only pre-teen who noticed a certain pattern in the Seventeen “Funny Stories.” A bathing suit top was also always falling off. In front of the “crush.”
Anyways, keep making comics because they are very wonderful!
There are already websites for this: doineedajacket.com and doineedanumbrella.com.
No joke.
Giant Octopus is a great solution to Mega-Shark. Sounds like an epic showdown. I think Giant Octopus could also be a wonderful solution to a myriad of other situations.
Sometimes I wish the Mega-Shark and the Giant Octopus would just hug it out already.
Hello, I am a random person who found your blog. I really liked it, and went to look through the archives, for more jokes! But there are no archives. Your blog is very new. So I am writing to say, please keep doing it.
I worry it would get messed up though:
Zombie: HUG
Grandma: GIANT OCTOPUS
lmao!!!!!
Megashark vs. Giant Octopus is
possibly the worst movie ever madea fantastic movie with no plot holes and amazing special effects. That said I would defiantly buy that app. (Also Monsturd is the worst movie ever, seriously, check it out)Can you please also make this app for BlackBerries? BB people need weather app love too!
<3 Milieu
Haha
I love your mega shark vs giant octopus reference.
That movie was awful lmao!
I do know a thing or two about programming and luckily for me I have no butt on my face. I will make millions!
I enjoyed these comics until I read this one. Cricket bat!? Who do you think you are?