My name is AK Tettenborn and this is mine.
Monthly Archives: July 2010
A significant part of my childhood was spent thinking I was way tougher than I actually was. For a couple of years, I would get furious with my parents if they dared call me “cute” instead of “cool.”
The original idea for this comic was much grosser and not very funny. With any luck, this one is at least less gross.
Ghostwriter just likes it when kids waste paper.
Now let’s never speak of this again.
And you know what? It works every time. Disclaimer: may only work on geeks. Also, now I can never use it again. THE SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE.
Also, I would apparently wear a bow and false eyelashes so you would know I was a girl octopus. Because otherwise, things could get awkward? I don’t know. And yes, I know I would technically have eight tentacles, but stop … Continue reading
So far, the only solution I’ve found is to leave and find another bathroom. But it’s a dangerous gambit, because there’s no guarantee the other bathroom will be empty and there’s always the risk that you won’t make it in … Continue reading
Seriously, one more visit and I’m probably going to be banned for life from my sister’s house. But hey, I’ve made it this long without having to change a diaper and I don’t plan on starting now.
On the bright side, she won fifty bucks.
This would make trailing behind emergency vehicles so much more fun. Er, I mean, I don’t do that. That would be bad traffic etiquette.