Monthly Archives: July 2010

#24: Watch out for those girls!

A significant part of my childhood was spent thinking I was way tougher than I actually was. For a couple of years, I would get furious with my parents if they dared call me “cute” instead of “cool.”

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#23: Beware of Craigslist

The original idea for this comic was much grosser and not very funny. With any luck, this one is at least less gross.

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#22: Get out your case books!

Ghostwriter just likes it when kids waste paper.

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#21: High School

Now let’s never speak of this again.

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#20: My best pick-up line

And you know what? It works every time. Disclaimer: may only work on geeks. Also, now I can never use it again. THE SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR YOU PEOPLE.

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#19: Octopus

Also, I would apparently wear a bow and false eyelashes so you would know I was a girl octopus. Because otherwise, things could get awkward? I don’t know. And yes, I know I would technically have eight tentacles, but stop … Continue reading

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#18: Hell is…

So far, the only solution I’ve found is to leave and find another bathroom. But it’s a dangerous gambit, because there’s no guarantee the other bathroom will be empty and there’s always the risk that you won’t make it in … Continue reading

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#17: I’ll Make a Terrible Mother

Seriously, one more visit and I’m probably going to be banned for life from my sister’s house. But hey, I’ve made it this long without having to change a diaper and I don’t plan on starting now.

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#16: Sylvia Plath, Party Animal

On the bright side, she won fifty bucks.

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#15: Get out of the way!

This would make trailing behind emergency vehicles so much more fun. Er, I mean, I don’t do that. That would be bad traffic etiquette.

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