Yes, guy I’m never going to see again, I remember that scene from Contact, too.
This date was actually a few years ago, but the best part was that he had absolutely no idea I was being facetious.* So from his point of view, he had just bared his soul and had been rewarded with the most heinous person alive. Well, maybe he wasn’t totally wrong about that.
But oh, man, he was so very, very pretty. Such a shame.
* “Facetious” is my favourite word because it has all the vowels in order. And no, I DON’T COUNT Y AS A VOWEL, YOU HIPPIES.
Facetiously, FTW
(I can only ever spell facetious properly by remembering this fact.)
Never realized that, with the vowels. Awesome! I am going to go find someone to share that with right now. Seriously. Brb.
“The Cosmos”, who is this guy? The Silver Surfer? Don’t think I would have made it through this date.
Yes, yes, “facetiously” but fuck the letter y.
ahaha! So this is how it all went down! Here’s to D-bags and the girls who might “have a thing for them”!
I’m really enjoying your comic so far….it’s easy for me to relate to it. My best friend is getting married this September (yup, I’m the maid of honor) and I have to do a speech as well. I may use “be excellent to each other” and hope everyone else gets the reference. Oh, and I saw your ad on QC.
Given your love of facetious, it is no wonder you also like being sacrilegious.
I wonder if that is what makes you so abstemious.
I am quite tragedious.
I never realized that. That is awesome.
Everyone knows the inspiration for true enlightenment comes from Blockbuster movies.
Breaking hearts AND blowing minds?
This comic is pretty awesioume.