My name is AK Tettenborn and this is mine.
Monthly Archives: August 2010
I have a seemingly endless capacity for useless pop culture trivia. My best friend calls me the Human IMDB, and while I’m not sure I’d go that far, there is still a bunch of stupid information in my head. But … Continue reading
To this day, I can’t resist a good zing, even when it’s only going to result in badness for me.
My Wii Fit makes me feel so bad about myself every time I turn it on. Even if I go only a couple of days between using it, the stupid thing is all, “WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!”
Then I farted and fell asleep on the floor.
Poor, seven-year-old me. I thought I was being so mature with my calm response to the “no Santa” revelation, but finding out there was no Easter Bunny was too much to bear. (Too much to bunny?)
Results woefully typical.
I also do this, on a lesser level, with letters and days of the week.
Even when I was five and didn’t know what a gay person was, all I could think was, “I don’t think Rio likes Jem like that.”