Can you believe I went almost two months without making a fart joke? I apologize, and I promise it will never happen again.
My name is AK Tettenborn and this is mine.
But everyone calls me Kat. More about me.Check out my weekly Bite.ca comic, Twice Shy.
Email me at aktettenborn (at) gmail (dot) com.
All content © 2010-2011 by AK Tettenborn
So funny. I was once at the gym with my BFF and she was doing leg lifts. She had her headphones on and we didn’t and while she did her lifts her hips were popping so she couldn’t differentiate between farting and her hips popping. Her sister and I had to tell her before she embarrassed herself. Seriously – the funniest thing ever. Little farts just popping out willy nilly.
Great treat esp. for the boyfriend who rides the train (or is that a limo?) to know more about you ;)
1. It’s the back of a bus.
2. That’s not the boyfriend; the boyfriend has six or seven white spikes of hair, this guys has a black brush cut.
HAHAHA!
Oh man…this reminds me of the kid on the bus in middle school who had his headphones on and just let ‘er rip. Right afterwards he takes off his headphones and says “Was that loud? It FELT loud!”
It WAS loud. And it smelled.
LOL! Thank you for writing this. I’m sure my roommates thank you as well since it’s 6:26am here and I laughed so loud I’m sure I woke them up…
AWESOME! I LIKE IT SO MUCH!
MUY CHEVERE!
This is fucking brilliant and I don’t know how I missed it.