It will be bought by a frantic crackhead at 2:30am, as a means of stifling the murmurs in his head.
He will be committed when his screams of “I’VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!!” alert the neighbors that something may be amiss.
Just think of all the bells you could get for that!
Your Museum of Natural history guy needs to talk and apologize more!
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