So far, the only solution I’ve found is to leave and find another bathroom. But it’s a dangerous gambit, because there’s no guarantee the other bathroom will be empty and there’s always the risk that you won’t make it in time.
Of course, that’s if you’re not confident in your ability to win the waiting game. And sorry, ladies, but I will win EVERY TIME.
Yes, I am bragging about how long I can wait before pooping. I take the victories where I can.